Update...

Wow, I just realized it's been sooo long since I updated this bad boy. Cut to hundreds of depressed people about to end it all saved by my newest blog post. You're welcome. I'm in Maine relaxing. I'm hammering out a deal to create and host a reality TV show so keep your eyes and ears to the ground (unless you live in NYC - gross!) And here is a challenge. If you are reading this, post a comment - I'd love to hear back from people, even if you just want to increase my penis size. In fact, ESPECIALLY if you want to increase my penis size. I love you. I'm just not IN love with you.

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